i always knew emo was dangerous

WDAZ News of Devil's Lake/Grand Forks, North Dakota recently aired this story about the growing threat that emo poses to our nation's schoolchildren (and thanks PSFK for unearthing this video).

Watch how the reporters extrapolate bogus claims based on their own misinterpretation of satirical websites. Apparently, no one in North Dakota is aware of a) what the internet is or b) what jokes are.